Nicklaus

Nick should call his down south little nick because he has a Napoleon dick. He is a just a noisy little prick. He pisses his pants how long until your mamma potty trains you. Better question, how many times has she banged you. Your girl-boyfriend (sorry) just called. He says you bang him harder than a truck. Knowing you, you probably get paid to fuck. No, actually, his boyfriend says he got offered a couple dollars. Nick said no getting jizzed on by men makes me holler. Before we end, I'd just like to say, nick dresses well for someone who bangs gays.

Nicklaus is such a dick....too bad he doesn't have one

by ha u will never know who i is March 20, 2013

Nicklaus

A dude with a huge dick and big balls. Loves it when people suck on them.

"I love guys like Nicklaus"

by Sugoiboy July 14, 2019

Nicklaus

If you have a Nicklaus in your life they're either a really nice and sweet boy, or he's an asshole who you accidentally slept with. Either way he's super hot, or he will be when he's older. He probably has a younger sister, who's hot but nobody can ever be her boyfriend without Nicklaus getting in the way– but that doesn't stop her from sleeping with every boy she sees. He probably thinks his name is really sexy, or really ancient. Nicklaus can go by Klaus or Nick.

Jane: Did you see Nicklaus's abs? He's so hot.
Christiana: Hey, that's my brother you're talking about, you slut!

by Emily- Jayne466 November 7, 2020

Nicklaus (Nicko)

An amazing person for a guy best friend, he’s charming, he cares, always there for you, loves you. He’ll be there when you need him. He is someone you can vibe to too, he makes your days better,

Nicklaus (Nicko) is amazing

by kksomething07 May 3, 2019

Niklaus

A name for a male who is vindictive and clever. Sinister good looks and smooth with his words. Usually handsome and always 3 steps ahead of the competition.

That guy is good at everything... he's such a Niklaus.

by Lanienyone January 30, 2017

East Nicolaus High

A school in the middle of nowhere populated by Mexicans, rednecks, and potheads. The only thing as common as vaping at this school is unexpected pregnancies.

My kid has a nicotine addiction because I sent him to East Nicolaus High.

by Ç—DÖG September 11, 2019

Niklaus

NIKLAUS is a hot character in the vampire diaries and the originals! He is overprotecrive towards his family!
He is blonde and has an amazing set of eyes

Person 1: wow, did you see that blond hotie in the vampire diaries?
Person 2: yes man, he is Niklaus

by sweetpeashoe April 24, 2020