Nicklaus

Nick should call his down south little nick because he has a Napoleon dick. He is a just a noisy little prick. He pisses his pants how long until your mamma potty trains you. Better question, how many times has she banged you. Your girl-boyfriend (sorry) just called. He says you bang him harder than a truck. Knowing you, you probably get paid to fuck. No, actually, his boyfriend says he got offered a couple dollars. Nick said no getting jizzed on by men makes me holler. Before we end, I'd just like to say, nick dresses well for someone who bangs gays.

Nicklaus is such a dick....too bad he doesn't have one

by ha u will never know who i is March 20, 2013

Nicklau

Nicklau is the best guy you will ever have in your life. He's sexy but acts as if he doesn't know it. He is very stylish and has the best sense of humour. He gives off a mysterious vibe and probably comes from a mysterious land.

Gorgeous Girl 1: Nicklau is so dreamy..
Sexy Girl 2: I saw him first, he's mine!
Hot guy: No he's mine!!

They couldn't decide who to approach Nicklau so Nicklau got them all.

by Iwantsomehotstuffbabytonight January 22, 2019

Nicklaus (Nicko)

An amazing person for a guy best friend, he’s charming, he cares, always there for you, loves you. He’ll be there when you need him. He is someone you can vibe to too, he makes your days better,

Nicklaus (Nicko) is amazing

by kksomething07 May 3, 2019

Nicklaus

If you have a Nicklaus in your life they're either a really nice and sweet boy, or he's an asshole who you accidentally slept with. Either way he's super hot, or he will be when he's older. He probably has a younger sister, who's hot but nobody can ever be her boyfriend without Nicklaus getting in the way– but that doesn't stop her from sleeping with every boy she sees. He probably thinks his name is really sexy, or really ancient. Nicklaus can go by Klaus or Nick.

Jane: Did you see Nicklaus's abs? He's so hot.
Christiana: Hey, that's my brother you're talking about, you slut!

by Emily- Jayne466 November 7, 2020

Nicklaus

A dude with a huge dick and big balls. Loves it when people suck on them.

"I love guys like Nicklaus"

by Sugoiboy July 14, 2019