Nick Dick Surprise

When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.

Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.

by Nick the Niggerfaggot December 29, 2007

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 01, 2011

Ur uncle nick has no dick

The best come back

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

by Mr.sofcok April 04, 2018

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 01, 2023