A mysterious sexual act believed to be the dirtiest act know to man, also know as the Holy Grail of Filth. Once discovered the finder is sworn to secrecy of just how dirty this act is. Can be between man/woman or man/beast(depending how ugly said woman is)
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Get the nojan mug.in Persian, "nojan" is a name (can be used as a man's name) & is the name of "evergreen trees family" so it means: "being green & sharp & energic & young forever"
"wish u be nojan": wish u be energic & green (means happy) forever & enjoy your life until the last day of your life
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He hates squares as his appearance resembles that of a tortilla chip.
Also, he lives in his bass drum of his main drum kit, though his location is not yet identified.
If you ever get the chance to lay your eyes on him, you mustn't stare but instead, run the other direction as his stand 'B.Y.O.B' has the ability to manipulate people to enter into other dimensions and can gain new skills and knowledge for himself if you gain contact with his chest.
Though he hasn't been seen since the 16th July 1969. Only seen at live concerts with 0.0007% chance, and a 0.0000003% chance encounter rate.
Overall, Nohj is a very dangerous specimen.
He hates squares as his appearance resembles that of a tortilla chip.
Also, he lives in his bass drum of his main drum kit, though his location is not yet identified.
If you ever get the chance to lay your eyes on him, you mustn't stare but instead, run the other direction as his stand 'B.Y.O.B' has the ability to manipulate people to enter into other dimensions and can gain new skills and knowledge for himself if you gain contact with his chest.
Though he hasn't been seen since the 16th July 1969. Only seen at live concerts with 0.0007% chance, and a 0.0000003% chance encounter rate.
Overall, Nohj is a very dangerous specimen.
Me: "Have you heard that Nohj will be the JoJo part 9 protagonist?"
You: "Omg, I thought Nohj was that antichrist gut from the bible."
Random person: "Holy shit, is that Nhoj?"
Other random person: "No that's a bloody tortilla chip Ryan."
You: "Omg, I thought Nohj was that antichrist gut from the bible."
Random person: "Holy shit, is that Nhoj?"
Other random person: "No that's a bloody tortilla chip Ryan."
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