New York Yankees 

1. The reason baseball is no fun anymore.
2. The evil empire.
3. A team that posers pretend to have liked since the birth canal, when in fact they only started liking them after they won the Series a few years ago.

Bob: I like the Yankees.
Jim: I will give you ten seconds to get a running start, after which I will hunt you down and murder you.

New York Yankees by Capheine December 10, 2003

new york yankees 

American League baseball team based in The Bronx, New York. They were established in 1901 and currently play in Yankees Stadium. Some famous players include: Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig,Mickey Mantle, Derek Jeter, Joe Dimaggio, Don Mattingly and countless others most of which have been inducted into the baseball hall of fame in Cooperstown.

Undoubtedly the most dominant professional sports franchise in the US and possibly the world. As of now ('06) 26 world series wins, 39 World series appearances and a history of winning, legendary players and professionalism unparalleled to any other ball club in MLB.

lots of people are jealous of the new york yankees because of their success, especially people who troll on Urban dictionary. Yankee fans don't care what others think, we stick by our team through thick and thin.

people point out the obvious by stating that the yankees buy players, no shit sherlock, every team buys players you pay players to play- hence PROFESSIONAL baseball, this ain't little league- the yankees are better at it because it has the biggest and most dedicated fan base in the US.

we also have johnny damon

new york yankees by Magik Bus October 4, 2006

New York Yankees 

The Yankees own everything and everyone- mostly because they have deeeeeeeeeep pockets, and can afford to buy everthing and everyone.

Guy#1"Look, the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
Guy#2"It's ok, they've got billions where that came from!"

New York Yankees by Bob September 29, 2003

New York Yankees 

the root of all known evil, past and present.

the Yankee$ lost the World Series to Florida...hahahahahaha

New York Yankees by Yankee$_suck November 17, 2003

New York Yankees 

1. An American League baseball team with 26 World Championships and 39 A.L. pennants

2. The Bronx Bombers

3. The most storied dynasty in sports

3. Pedro Martinez' and Brian Pratt's daddy

"The Yankees are my daddy" - Pedro Martinez

New York Yankees by G-Money October 14, 2004

New York Yankees 

The team bandwagoners love to be a part of.

It's pronounced "Yang Keys".

New York Yankees by Anonymous June 8, 2003

new york yankees 

Without question, the most dominant team in the history of all professional sports. Also, the most disciplined and respected team in MLB. The standard by which to judge a major league team. The best team in baseball. Consistently owns the Boston Red Sox.

The New York Yankees have won more World Series than most other professional teams combined.

new york yankees by PME August 1, 2005