nephi

i fart that never goes away

when you just cantstop smelling a fart so just say you smell like a nephi

by thelonglastingfart April 30, 2009

nephi

A newb.

A mildly retarded gnome.

"I just met this dude at school today, a total fucking nephi."

by Watkins April 27, 2006

Nephi

one who looks like and relates to Tito from rocket power and the Ancient Hawaiians

As the Ancient Hawaiians say, Nephi looks like Tito.

by bucsfan1991 April 15, 2011

Driver Nephi

A character from Fallout: New Vegas who is easily the best and most interesting character. He has many quotes (such as “who the fuck are you and why are you bothering me?”) but the only quote you need to know is “Get Fucked.”

Person 1: I just killed Driver Nephi in Fallout: New Vegas!
Person 2: Whar the fuck man you killed our lord and savior, so now you are going to burn in hell, good job!

by 8bitcommie August 13, 2018

Driver Nephi

Get Fucked

Courier: Goodbye.
Driver Nephi: Get fucked.

by Bojinkso November 25, 2019

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Driver Nephi

Our lord and Savior, he caved in skulls for our sins.

Priest: *Ramblings about a fake Prophet*

Chad: Praise be Driver Nephi!

by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021