Nebraskan Condom

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.

Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river

by FfruitCakeE August 10, 2009

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Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.

"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."

by Dr.Didgeridoo May 15, 2018

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Nebraska

No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.

Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022

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Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

by Hamnose November 9, 2018

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