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indivizi americani fără scrupule
Mike Pompeo: «Am fost directorul CIA.
Am mințit, am înșelat, am furat.
Am avut cursuri „întregi de pregătire.
Îți amintește de gloria experimentului american

Nemernicani ca Pompeo și pupincuriștii lor sunt motivul pentru care România e din ce în ce mai săracă.
by kula yanu May 19, 2022
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Nemered

Oh man, I got beat 66-21 in NCAA football.

Shit dawg, you got Nemered!
by Huddy6969 February 1, 2009
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Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!
by Danno81 June 8, 2010
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Finding Nemo

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.
Andrea didn’t care for the anal but came buckets when I was finding Nemo.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019
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nemo hoes

Snoop Dogg's alias on his YouTube show - Snoop "needs more hoes" aka "nemo hoes"
Snoop: Wassup it's yo boi big Snoop Dogg aka Nemo Hoes
by UnicornSheriff March 19, 2015
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whatever finds your nemo

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"
Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.
by sunnydarastagal May 11, 2010
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little nemo-ing

to insert only one's testicles and scrotum into a woman's vagina during foreplay.
"things were getting heated, but i didn't really even like the girl anyway. so when she thought i was trying to get it in, i was actually little nemo-ing her. she looked down, and even though she felt something, she saw my flaccid penis laying on her hips. it was hilarious"
by hurricane boxstep May 3, 2010
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