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Nathaniel

someone: hi nathaniel
me: thats me
by ehhhhhhh.... March 4, 2021
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Nathaniel

A person who is aggressive towards garbage bins and can sometimes be seen assaulting them with flowers and other objects.
Everyone hide your garbage bins Nathaniel is coming.
by Brazzdon May 20, 2019
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Nathaniel

The sweetest boyfriend you’ll ever have. He’s kind, smart, funny, goofy, and overall amazing. He’s creative and an artist even when he says he’s not. He’s adorable and cute.

He always thinks he not good enough for his girlfriend but in reality he’s too good for his girlfriend.
Nathaniel has been cheated on which makes him have trust issues when he’s with the wrong people. Always is teasing his girlfriend and will do anything for her. He makes Jannah a third wheel.
S- Oh yeah I’m dating Nathaniel

J- OMG REALLY!?!
S- Yeah.... hes amazinggg
J- You just want me to be a third wheel 😭
by TheUnforesakenLlama March 30, 2019
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nathaniel b

Nathaniel B is a mysterious figure. often confused for a tall african american in a great rap battle.
person: you cant handle me
crowd: mhm
person: hold up, aint you nathaniel b?
crowd: "GET TF OUT THE BOOTH"
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aint you nathaniel b

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
I've been almost unable to sleep since first hearing this line.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
by aintyou_nathanielb August 7, 2022
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nathaniel

nathaniel is an extremely generous person with abundant love <3 he will love all sides of you, even the bad ones :( he’ll stick up for you and even go as far to suggesting taking the blame so you can be okay. you can’t help but fall in love with him everyday hehe nathaniel will always say the sweetest things and will never give up on you even if everyone else does, he is also very adorable and soft <3 best boyfriend ever!
nathaniel is a keeper!
nathaniel is mine -iness
by butterfish April 6, 2019
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A big Nathaniel

When you when you cum on a radiator whilst it's hot and you burn your nuts off
I heard greg did a big nathaniel. What a gaylord
by A big nathaniel October 4, 2020
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