National Beat a Weeb Day

On March 17th, you are legally obligated to ask anyone if they watch any sort of anime, and beat them to death.

A: Do you watch anime?
B: Yes, why?
A: It's National Beat a Weeb Day!
B: O h.

by FORTNITE IN REAL LIFE January 8, 2022

National beat a nibba day

Oct 21 is national beat a nibba day

Today is the day I get to beat a nibba on #national beat a nibba day

by Nibba-beet_er October 21, 2019

National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

national beat keely up day

national beat keely up is everyday

hey what day is it

national beat keely up day!

by Janis Smith January 29, 2021

National beat up midgets day

On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day

Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day

by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020

National Beat Up Vinny Day

National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.

Oh hey, it's National Beat Up Vinny Day, you know what that means, Vinny!

by Folmsy November 21, 2021

National Beat Up Matthew Day

National Beat Up Matthew Day is on April 20th and is designed to have a day to beat up your local Matthew (for whatever reason that may be)

Oh it's National Beat Up Matthew Day, I can finally beat up Matthew!

by silly goofy man August 30, 2022