Nateism

A type of person who is ignorant to their close friends by leaving the party chat by having excuses about homework in reality he’s trying to be with his girlfriend when he would had said that in the first place. Also a person who’s in love with the famous rapper Playboi Carti. Also a bitch made ass nigga

I’m full of Nateism

by Alania Castillo’s Boyfriend November 28, 2021

Natheist

A wonderfully intelligent man who defied law and proclaimed himself an atheist.
One who licks a mean pussy.

I stand before you now as a Natheist.
Damn girl, you need to get with that man because he is a Natheist.

by Nancy March 26, 2004

Natestare

The act of scrunching up your lazy eye and looking directly at someone. Either scrunching up your lazy eye, or squinting both of your eyes. The Natestare is most horrific when the individual staring has light blue eyes.

The Natestare is used when an individual insults something, and the victim says something snappy or smart and the Natestarer can't think of a comeback, so they stare.

Ted: Shut up
Nate: You shut up
Ted: Fag
Nate: *natestare*

by Kayla Mari March 29, 2011

Nateism

A type of democracy, but where the amount of money made as salary is based on how much a peroom works per day, somewhat like Communism.

Nate overthrew the dictator and established Nateism much like Lenin in the 1900s

by Jinglehood April 19, 2017

Natistic

A man who eats dogs and fails at math

I am natistic because I ate a dog and failed at math!

by NatisticNaa August 15, 2017

Natesters

Version of the name Nate. The cutest, most adorable little boy in the whole wide world. His hair and clothes are always amazing.

Natesters, your hair looks so cute today!

by Elasee April 18, 2018

Nateish

Nateish is an incredible human with infallible taste. Their aesthetic is second to none. They blaze *all* the trails, leaving everyone starstruck in their wake. A Nateish will make you a thing and it will be the best thing ever. They are sweet and kind and care about other humans and, of course, puppos. They make joy bloom in the world around them. Finding a Nateish is as rare and wonderous as discovering the end of a rainbow. They only appear to humans who show compassion and love; if you meet a Nateish, you have been blessed.

That is the kyoooootest most gorgeous art ... it must have been made by Nateish!

by DaddyTheePink November 22, 2021