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by the big jshadow July 17, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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narconucleosis

The combination of narcolepsy and mononucleosis resulting in extreme debilitating tiredness.
Sorry, Janey can't join you tonight, she's come down with a case of narconucleosis.
by flower o'blood January 27, 2009
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Narcton

A misspelling of the name of an impossible level in geometry dash. “Naracton Diablo X”, now a well-known and accepted alternate version of the name.
'whats a 'narcton diablo x'?!"
by TIVQTIVQTIVQTIVQ April 17, 2024
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