nalgenius

Someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle - usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.

That dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in Patagonia. He such a nalgenius. And that BPA-free water bottle of his is sick - did you see the wear marks on it?

by one 'f' Jeph November 8, 2015

nalgina

Nalgina: A vagina being so large that one can fit a Nalgene water bottle inside.

"That chick's Nalgina was so spacious my Nalcock (large, Nalgene bottle shaped penis) almost didn't fill it."

by LWW July 11, 2006

naloni

she is smart,funny,and can be fierce when she is messed with. she is also very competitive

you are so naloni

by Naloni March 14, 2017

Nalgene

n. A nearly indestructible container for beverages. Commonly made of Lexan and in a variety of sizes and colors. Favored by campers, hikers, backpackers and the like. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Nalgene® bottles are made in USA.

Hey Mike, toss me that Nalgene so I can fill it with vodka for the plane ride.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

nalgene

the best waterbottle of all time. it comes in loads of colors, and there are widemouth and small mouth bottles. the are completely indestructable...you can boil water in them, and they are bulletproof. they're kind of expensive, though.

Dude, pass me my Nalgene.

by magmag March 5, 2005

nalgofilia

Lover of big butts

Tim Ferris suffers from nalgofilia.

by Octo1212 March 25, 2016

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010