A guy named Jeremiah

He's literally just a guy named Jeremiah. DEAL WITH IT.

a guy named Jeremiah ate my subway sub and I'm depressed

by Sourwrap May 6, 2021

A guy named Brent

Always wants to arm wrestle at any get together

A guy named Brent wanting to arm wrestle at every single party

by Chupapi munyano guy August 6, 2022

ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx May 26, 2018

Date a guy named lemar

Dating a guy named lemar because he’s going to treat you right and make you the happiest person on the planet

I’m going to date a guy named lemar

by Lemsz November 10, 2019

a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.

my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?

by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023