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niagara falls impression

when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis.

Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.
Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.

(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?
by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007
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niagara falls

Niagara falls is an odd city. That's right, it is a city. Everyone knows Niagara Falls for the waterfall but very few know the true Niagara Falls. First of all there are 2 cities. There is Niagara Falls, New York, and Niagara Falls, Ontario, (In Canada).

Now back in the prime of Niagara Falls, New York we had a population of about 100,000 people or more, people can't agree on the exact size but it was a decent sized city. Niagara Falls, New York was just like other rust belt city, its economy was based on Chemical Plants, and Industrial Plants. As the industry left, poverty and crime went up.

On the other hand, Niagara Falls, Ontario managed to keep most of it's industry, and now it is focusing on tourism by using casinos. The Niagara Falls, Canada skyline is getting bigger and bigger each year. The Niagara Falls, Ontario skyline now rivals big American cities.

Niagara Falls, New York was run into the ground by corrupt, and mentally retarded politicians. Now it is a crime ridden slum. Not only that but in order to boost tourism the local politicians have prevented the news media from talking about the rise in violent crime.

So basically you have 2 different cites on each side of a waterfall. You have a vibrant and growing city on the Canadian side, and the American side is struggling to catch up with it's Canadian twin,

Niagara Falls, New York has turned into a small version of Gary, Indiana.
Tourist: Oh Reginald, I love Niagara Falls lets go to this lovely little shop called a ...liquor store?

Mugger: Give me your money bitch!

Tourist: Oh Reginald this town is so dirty, my goodness, this man is wearing a trash bag.

Mugger: Bitch! Don't talk shit about the bag, just give me the money.

(Mugger Stabs tourist)
by Dr Funky September 4, 2008
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Naggard

To be a Naggard requires four primary criteria. These are as follows: 1. You must be someone who nags others frequently and obsessively find fault. 2. You must be operating from a ghetto cultural perspective by choice and or fashion or; actually existing within a true ghetto living situation. 3. You are a woman, and most likely are in a relationship which; enables you to maximize and optimize your nagging skills to a highly refined level. 4. You sincerely believe that nagging others is appreciated by all as a legitimate form of communication and, the mere act of you nagging should be held in high regard.
The las thing a man wants to come home to after fighting this world, is round two with a Naggard.

It is better to live in the corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a Naggard.

Nothing's worse than a Naggard no it all.

My Naggard wife is like living next to an airport, after awhile you don't notice it.

Naggards shape the repetition of unpalatable truths into a new form of insidious miscommunication.
by Markoplex March 9, 2021
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Niagara Falls Syndrome

When a girl does something or sees something that makes her vagina get extremely wet
Chris: Madi, why do you look like you peed your pants?

Madi: Well you walked into the room and I got Niagara Falls Syndrome!

Chris: That happens all the time!
by Mizfku December 16, 2010
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naaaargh

A rejection of something in a careless form, as if to call it silly or ridic.
Do you like to be in the freezing cold?
-Naaaargh!

Did you do your homework?
-Naaaargh!
by NatrickNa December 5, 2010
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Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls, Ontario:
A thriving, affluent city of 80,000 people with casinos, hotels, high rise buildings and good nightlife. It surpasses its American neighbor, Niagara Falls, New York due to a more vibrant tourism industry which was largely built up in the 1990s, and a stronger economy. Niagara Falls, Ontario also has a better view of the falls.

Niagara Falls, New York:
A Rust Belt city remotely resembling the nearby city of Buffalo, New York in a region known as Buffalo-Niagara. The area originally had several chemical plants and industries, due to the vast power of the Niagara River, but now has a high unemployment rate of about 12% and a failing economy. It is the site of Love Canal, one of the worst pollution disasters in US history. At its peak it boasted well over 100,000 people but has since declined to nearly half of that. It falls behind its Canadian neighbor, which has a much stronger economy and a vibrant tourism industry.
Child: Are we going on vacation in Niagara Falls, NY?
Parent: Hell, no! We're going to Niagara Falls, Ontario!
by mistress silence dogood May 25, 2010
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Niagara Grumper

An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.
I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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