November 1st

November 1st is hit your shortest friend in the penis day.

Tall Friend: "It's November 1st! You know what that means!
Short Friend: "Oh god.."

by thundercat07 October 30, 2019

November 1st

Mariah Carey defrosts, be prepared

“What day is it”
“It’s November 1st”
“Oh no, Mariah Carey is gonna defrost”
“What”

by ashton.exe November 05, 2021

November 1st

Today will be National Hug Your Pillow And Pretend It’s Your Crush Day! We know, we all are lonely right now.

“Do you know what day it is?”
‘Of course, it’s November 1st!’
“Well it’s also National hug your pillow day and pretend its your crush!”
‘Oh, okay person who simps over fictional characters.’
“Whatever! Can’t wait to cry while hugging the pillow thinking of them.”

by saiharachan November 01, 2020

November 1st

National 5 star ur best friend day, because sometimes they deserve it.

Me- Hey it’s November 1st you know what that means

Best Friends- What?
Me- *slap*
Best Friend- “Holy Shit Ouch”

by bish12345 November 02, 2019

november 1st

the day where a bunch of annoying white bitches start playing christmas music

november 1st is lowkey the worst day of november

by maddymae11 October 18, 2019

November 1st

today is the day where you can slap you’re crush’s ass and not get charges pressed upon you!

hey chad! it’s November 1st go slap his ass since you like him. ( chad is gay which is supported also on this day)

by ryan rodriguez November 01, 2019

November 1st

Boys today is the day you show your girl off on Snapchat weather it be goofy or sweet show them some love

Cameron: Bro it’s November 1st you know what that means

Zach: shit I gotta right a paragraph

by Ghey chick reee November 01, 2019