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No... really?

A sarcastic way of saying, "you just stated the obvious."

Typically used in the presence of a stupid person.

Similar to no shit
Stupid person: the sun is out during the daytime.
Normal person: no... really?
by 01288 September 12, 2010
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really? no way!

Something that the asshole people in your life say to you when something awesome finally happens to you. This could be said in a sarcastic, or with obviously fake enthusiasm.
Me: Hey! I just made it onto the basketball team!
Person: rolls eyes Really? No way!
Me: Yeah fuck you too.
by WiserOwl April 12, 2017
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No, REALLY?

A sarcastic way to say, "it's extremely obvious" to someone.
Bob: Wait, wait, GUYS, TH- THERE'S A TREE! IN A FOREST!
Glory: NO, REALLY? A TREE? IN A FOREST? Amazing.

Penelope: Humans are MAMMALS, not REPTILES!!!
Sahanna: No, REALLY? I THOUGHT THEY WERE ROCKS THAT MOVE!
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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No... I really don't...

If that's how you feel then you can be like an Igor... You can be Igor.
Hym "No... I really don't... What I need is to buy a shotgun..."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
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No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
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