A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr October 1, 2008
Get the Nick Jonas mug.one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.
1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"
2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"
2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"
by blazinallday420 May 22, 2009
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when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet
only your tip got wet
Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)
Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."
Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.
Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."
Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.
by Bulgarian Bulldozer and Mr. HC June 17, 2010
Get the nick-job mug.An example of a eunich that entertains little boys and girls. He wears a purity ring as a testament for irony, for he desires all of the little children he preforms to. Legally, though, this is acceptable for he stands at the age of 15. The majority of his fangirls believe that they just may have a chance, that he'll abandon all religious vows he makes by his actions and wearing a purity ring and rip off her clothes.
Nick Jonas, you know you're not good when you look out into the crowd and the main color that you see is pink.
by OhMyGodAFlyingChinchilla March 6, 2008
Get the nick jonas mug.youngest of three members of the jonas brothers. obsession of many preteen girls who think of him as hot or cute. his fans say that he has a great voice, but haters can point out that it sounds whiny and annoying. once dated miley cyrus, who can't really sing either. the jonas brothers have some good songs but are seriously overrated.
girl obsessed with nick: OMG! I WANT TO MARRY NICK JONAS BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND HAS A GREAT VOICE!
nick hater: GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
nick hater: GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
by whateverhappenedtomankind October 18, 2008
Get the nick jonas mug.Nick Jessop is a weed smoking dumbass. His voice is 69 000 000x deeper than Patricks (spongebob square pants). He smokes weed and once I was walking down a street and then a homeless guy came and asked me if I knew Nick Jessopy. He killed and ate his dad in a weed enduced rage. His nickname is Nick Jesketchy.
by Menjamin Bundy August 21, 2019
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Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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