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by TheAwesomFuck May 17, 2014
Get the meloshitiphobia mug.This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.
Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.
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by Ryeh February 13, 2004
Get the miloshing mug.A word used to "call out" another person after the slight hint of a lie or embellishemnt (used immediately after story telling has ended). Also followed by the term dead serious See example.
The person will shout out "Melosh" after hearing a tale and if the person telling the story is telling the truth, he/she will then in turn call out "dead serious". This response informs the listener that the story is true and factual. If the story teller says, "dead ceral or something remotely close to sounding like "dead serious", then the listener knows the story is fake. Lieing on a Melosh requires "no friends for two weeks"
Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!
Troy: Melosh!!!
Ryan: Dead Serious
Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.
Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!
Troy: Melosh!!!
Ryan: Dead Serious
Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.
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