Mystic Messenger

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.

"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"

by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019

mystic mungis

A sacred and most powerful force that has been the subject of both obsession and consternation for those seeking to obtain it. While much is still unknown about the mystic mungis, one certainty is its power to defeat the notorious Frogs form of Sephiroth, an attribute that many have gleaned as the reasoning behind the use of cybernetic turtles from the future in the quest for its acquisition.

I summon the power of the Mystic Mungis!

by Dr. Prof. Expert November 30, 2016

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

Mystic101

Rapper born in Buffalo, New York, but later moved down to Orlando, Florida to live. He started his music career at a young age of 14. He started growing his name and career at his school. He then started growing himself on social media and on the internet. In 2021 he made his most popular and fastest growing song "Speedway" with over 13 thousand streams worldwide.

Person 1: Bro, who's that?
Person 2: That's Mystic101, he's gonna blow up soon! Here listen.

Person 1: Oh dang, yea, he's definitely gonna go big!!!

by MountEclipse June 13, 2021

Stump-O-Matic

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.

Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?

by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

Emma Matic

Dayuuuuum that girl is an Emma fo sho
She smells of ham
she loves facebook and crisps and fruit flavoured sweets
she is sometimes funny, but not as funny as the office bully
she loves clunge

dayuuuuum that girl is an emma matic fo sho
she eats crisps all day

by moomoo2512 October 15, 2010

the mystic star

when five guys line up in a star formation with one girl in the middle. the five guys take turns blowing their loads on her face.

hey do you want to come back to our place and make the mystic star??

we completely pulled the mystic star on that girl last night!

by Mr. Mystical October 22, 2009