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Hang my holes 

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole
Hang my holes by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017

Popped my holes

When a female finally gives up fighting the sexual urge and shows her intimate nakedness (buthole and vagina ).
It had been 5 dates already , after I had a shower I came into the living room ,bent over and popped my holes at Dave last night , he ravaged them Good.

Checking my eyelids for holes 

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

Bullet Holes In My Mirrors 

When you feel like you are being chased by your inner demons.
I woke up this morning feeling like I have bullet holes in my mirrors.