my friends

The little voices inside your head you have daily conversations with.

the voices inside my head are my friends. they tell me the most amazing things.

by xcrzysquirrelx March 23, 2009

my friend

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

my friends

the beginning of every sentence John Mccain makes

My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.

by Doug Gorilla February 21, 2008

My friends

An expression used by a person who has no friends.

"I believe in America, my friends."

by That One For President October 8, 2008

my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 18, 2019

My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence

My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)

by CharleySketch June 28, 2020

My friends

Fake

My friends suck

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019