my boyfriends psycho ex

A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.

My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.

by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014

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not really my boyfriend

I like the guy but we are more friends with benefits , a sec partner, without being together,a hang out buddy, without the responsibility ,or love but not hate,wanting to be with, or have but cant

Your not really my boyfriend but I wanna be with you always Joe but your not responsible and mature enough for me , but lets just have sex instead and hangout

by Sam Steele 69ish April 19, 2018

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my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.

Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!

by Coonpuff October 14, 2015

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My boyfriend pulled a Joel

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

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I want to give my boyfriend a hiding

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

by gale braydenie November 11, 2019

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