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my ass

A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.
“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.

“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
by LyassacheckList August 11, 2016
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My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018
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My Ass

When someone says something and you believe that it’s a lie/ you know it’s a lie.
Person 1: me and name are in a relationship
Person 2: relationship my ass!
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on my ass

Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.
Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.
by PG Dee (yeah that's it) December 2, 2005
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on my ass

When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.
by punkpaul October 31, 2017
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My Ass

The biggest, chunkier, marshmallow like, and fat thing in the multiverse. It's so strong that even thanos with the infinity gauntlet it cant do anything and its also is ant man proof.
My ass is unbreakable
The infinity gauntlet is no match for my ass
by The Mica April 3, 2019
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on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state
“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible
by aidenthetank December 9, 2020
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