My penis

Is big

My penis is big

by MRMISTERGORG December 11, 2019

my penis

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.

my penis is to sexy for you!

by Homosexual April 24, 2005

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 07, 2021

My penis

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

by KodaTheSpaceCactus May 03, 2019

my penis

a huge 12 inch monster

i stuck my penis in your mom

by big monsta August 08, 2003

My penis

It’s too long to type

I would tell u a joke about my penis but it’s too long

by Rmath July 05, 2019

Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 01, 2020