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my penis 

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
my penis by Homosexual April 23, 2005

My penis 

Bigger than yours
Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH
My penis by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

My penis 

Something so short it doesn’t even exist
Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

My penis 

I would tell u a joke about my penis but it’s too long
My penis by Rmath July 5, 2019

My penis 

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
My penis by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021