My ass

1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”

“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”

“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”

by IbreathAir September 1, 2021

My ass

The rude way of saying that you dont care

A: Im so sleepy bro
B: My ass that youre sleepy
A: :/

by Alishimi January 1, 2017

on my ass

Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.

Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.

by PG Dee (yeah that's it) December 2, 2005

on my ass

on his nuts

When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.

by punkpaul October 31, 2017

on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

“That’s my ass”

A common phrase used when a male is trying to finger a female and the male goes to low and touches her asshole and the female exclaims, “Thats my ass.”

“That’s my ass” she told him and he moved his hand away from her asshole.

by Garrett Wick August 25, 2018

My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013