Mushroom Tip

When the tip of a man or shemale's penis looks like the tip of a mushroom

Me and my girl haven't seen each other in forever so I've been jacking off a lot. Last night she pulled down my pants and when she saw my dick she sang the Mario theme, it looked like a Mushroom Tip.

by ShittyTitty September 8, 2016

Mushroom Tip Sauce

Semen. The penis has a mushroom look to it; the sauce in this context is the semen that is ejeculated

That bitch was giving me head and when I came, she swallowed my mushroom tip sauce.

by ESA-Man June 29, 2009

mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.

I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Mushroom-tip Chowder

Jizz. or "making mushroom-tip chowder" is masturbation

Eddie: Hey! Wanna come over for some mushroom-tip chowder?

Fletch: Sure! Sounds yummy!

or

Eddie: Whatcha doin tonight?
Fletch: Nothin, just making a some mushroom-tip chowder...

by pudd thumper November 20, 2011

cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008