murt

A murt is a necrophilic practice involving the corpse of a pregnant female. A traditional murt involves one person performig cunnilingus on the deceased whilst a second person exerts pressure on the corpses stomach, thereby expelling the dead foetus into the mouth of the cunnilingus performer.

I went to a murt on thursday, it was gross.

by e83 December 14, 2008

Murt

one who Murts

"Bro I just murt"

by MurtLover69 January 21, 2025

murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 7, 2011

murt kelvin

a lanky ginger prick who touches year 8s

murt kelvin is hiding in the girls changing room

by murt kelvin victim March 11, 2022

Murtaza

Murtaza(s) are smart, sporty, intelligent and proactive. It is really difficult to have a Murtaza seated peacefully in a space. They tend to run around and get goofy at almost all points of time. Music freaks, diplomatic and confident are some words that aptly define them.

It anyway is fun to have a Murtaza around until they piss you off.

Aye, there he comes MURTAZA.

Well, he's gonna be fun for some time.

by Bruhere October 5, 2019

murtilate

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.

Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!

by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009