Shelbi Mullen

An extremely ecstatic/happy/attractive/social description for a person. Someone who is extremely happy, has a lot of friends, is very attractive, or just enjoyable to be around

Man, that guy is so damn excited, she's like Shelbi Mullen excited!

Holy crap that girl is HOT, she's freaking Shelbi Mullen hot!

Hey, I like your friend, she's very Shelbi Mullen-like

by Detchro July 13, 2010

mullet suit

Jeans on bottom, shirt and tie up top.

"shirt and tie over jeans could be the clothing equivalent of the mullet: business in the front, party in the back." -- Baumgartner, thereby coining "mullet suit"

by Frist Bill February 5, 2009

Mullan-Surprise

You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!

"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"

"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"

by Herd-Mizzack December 23, 2006

Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.

Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"

by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006

Mullet Snatch

When a girl gets a wax in the 'landing strip' shape and then let's it grow out. Also resembles a storm cloud on top of the pubic bone. Business on the sides, party in the middle. See: porn star Allie Haze.

Have you seen that Mullet snatch on Allie haze? It is quite frightening!

by iroC February 21, 2014

mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet

Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”

by HapaJohn October 14, 2020

front mullet swish

A haircut that is short in the back and long in the front,hence "front mullet", and the front is like an emo haircut,that "swishes" or your face.
hence, front mullet swish.

"Hey d00d.L00k at that cr33p3r's front mullet swish."

by peachey October 2, 2006