Mulan

A male member of a team who has to take a post-match communal bath or shower, whereupon his peers gleefully discover that he has a virtually non-existent penis

“Yo, check out the tiny wang on …. there’s a fucking Mulan in here!”

by Yibbo Shakie January 22, 2022

mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.

My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

Mulan

Moo-Lawn: When a cow tries to mow a lawn and ends up getting into a war with the grass

Mulan

by LizTheWeirdo December 05, 2020

[mulan]

an asian female
(derogatory or insulting)

no example given for mulan.

by zongalicious April 02, 2008

mulan

Disney's animated motion picture telling the tale of a gender-confused Asian girl who fights in place of her father while disguised as a male. This film demonstrates Disney recent recognition of female cross-dressers or "drag kings."

Girl, you look rather butch today -- are you pulling a mulan?

by Chevrolet-La-Vee-Vee-Na December 30, 2004

Mulan

Mulan (verb) - is the act of typecast enforcement in coitus, specifically during the standing Doggy-style position, in which the thrusting partner maneuvers his/her hands underneath the bent-over partner’s armpits and stretch both end of the eyes to make them resemble the “Chinese eyes”. Typically used by fetishists of the “Asian Fever”, “Asian Invasion”, or whatever porn-category is stereotyped for it.

“I was watching Charlie’s Angels yesterday and had the hots for Lucy Liu so I went home to Mulan my bitch last night!”

by activelizardy December 05, 2018

Reverse-Mulan

The opposite of a Mulan: dressing up as a woman in order to avoid the draft.

Matt just pulled a reverse-mulan and is now a Mattie. Looks like he won't be getting drafted anytime soon.

by pandaman8 October 18, 2023