Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Loaded Mushroom

The act of performing a hand job but quitting just before ejaculation.

After Ted walked in the door, Bryan left me with a loaded mushroom.

by Superman B October 12, 2011

Micro Mushroom

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

by Umbbro July 20, 2017

mushroom rat

A middle age to older age woman, 40-75, with a bad attitude, stuck up, snooty, thinks they’re better than everyone else, never wrong, wealthy, miserable, doesn’t listen to people, usually has a short bowl haircut.

Oh, Don’t listen to her, she’s a mushroom rat!

by MarksOrganix October 8, 2019

Mushroom Buppy

Mush-room buh-pee (said with Australian accent)

An Australian slang term used to describe the head of a penis. It originates from the viral YouTube video "Outrageous Fun".

...Stickin' it down the back of your throat, gettin' a feel of that mushroom buppy...

by OpiumFactory December 7, 2010

Mushroom Tan

1. The red mark shaped like a mushroom left on skin after the act of slapping the skin with an erect penis. Similar to cockslapping.

"Stacey, he left a mushroom tan on my belly after he pulled out and jizzed on my face. Fuckin amazing!

by Jordan Kelly & Sean Oosterveen September 23, 2010

Cream of Mushroom

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015