Mouth Muffs

When one must refrain from the use of profanity due to small children in the vicinity.

Dude theres children here, use your mouth muffs.

by Flawed Philosophy October 8, 2009

Muff Muffs

Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.

Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!

by Hankypanky12345 October 1, 2010

Bumpin Muffs

What I call it when my girlfiend and I get it on. Basically the art of two chicks doing it...

AP- "Babygirl, we were bumpin muffs so loud the neighbors heard!"

AC- (giggle giggle) "At least we gave em a good show"

by Funkme September 14, 2006

Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.

" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"

by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

beer muffs

See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".

She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.

by Michael Dean July 27, 2005

Cincinnati Ear Muffs

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.

Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.

by Aeche January 1, 2008

coco muffs

coochie of the chocolate variety

he's craaaazy for coco muffs!

by pwiz June 19, 2010