Fuck-muffin

Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always

Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"

Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."

by Troyiskewl September 10, 2018

Fuck Muffin

Whore, prostitute, Fuck buddy

That guy is being such a fuck muffin with all those hatchets in Call of duty

by mtdew0000 December 30, 2010

fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.

Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!

by colt November 18, 2004

Fuck Muffin

The way cum, vaginal fluid, and other liquids of fornication get waded up in ths sheets making little muffin like wrinkles...

"Dude, you can't sleep in my bed, there are fuck muffins all over it!"

by BIG JAMES November 27, 2004

Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!

Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.

by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019