Bluffin' with my Muffin

When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.

Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.

by Psychalike October 16, 2010

bluffin with my muffin

while clubbing attracting men and while they get erections in stage one of attracting them switching attention to another men. Easy way of making victims.

during the weekend Emma en Nathalie held bluffin with my muffin competition.

by daymelan July 17, 2009

Bluffin' with my muffin

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

by kiwiwtina February 6, 2009

bluffin with his muffin

talking out your arse

"Im too damn groovy for my own good"

"No he ain't hes bluffin with his muffin!"

"Damn straight"

by groovykid April 13, 2009

Bluffin with your muffin

To talk utter crap

Steve "I'm too damn groovy for my own good!"

Sophie "Your bluffin with your muffin!"

Kirsty "Damn straight!"

by Moonbeam08 April 13, 2009

muffin buffing

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017

Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.

Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.

by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009