When partners shit on each other's faces during sex, open mouthed. Partners may like the taste of shit, or be just very horny. Don't recommend unless you masturbate to "tub-girl." Also, someone should totally make a movie about that, lets get the credits rolling!
Ex:
Partner #1 "Hey baby, wanna come over for a little while?"
Partner #2 "Hell yes!"
Partner #1 "Don't eat tonight, I am making dinner. MudPies, from the fresh."
Partner #2 "I can almost taste that shit of yours. The way it slowly falls into my mouth, like a slow motion avalanche. I love it when shit gets in my eyes, glazing my vision so i only see brown. I love the way it chokes me, blocking my windpipe. So all I can do is swallow, and gobble it all up. I get the feeling as if i am dying, and the only thing that matters to me is shit. We can do ass to ass, maybe connect a tube between our holes. Endless black holes. And then it will all come gushing out, of every hole in our bodies. And we will watch it and kiss, loving each other until it hurts. "
Partner #1" WTF is wrong with you?! I was joking! *Gets bible* Read, you need Jesus!!!"
Partner #2" Last time I needed Jesus, he shot my leg and stabbed me twice."
Partner #1"I'm breaking up with you. It's over. Oh and Jesus, well, we have known each other for a while. As in know every square inch of our bodies. BAI BITCH!"
Partner #2" NOOOOO"
And then partner #1 nae nae's 'till the end with Jesus.
10/10 took 10 mins to write
Partner #1 "Hey baby, wanna come over for a little while?"
Partner #2 "Hell yes!"
Partner #1 "Don't eat tonight, I am making dinner. MudPies, from the fresh."
Partner #2 "I can almost taste that shit of yours. The way it slowly falls into my mouth, like a slow motion avalanche. I love it when shit gets in my eyes, glazing my vision so i only see brown. I love the way it chokes me, blocking my windpipe. So all I can do is swallow, and gobble it all up. I get the feeling as if i am dying, and the only thing that matters to me is shit. We can do ass to ass, maybe connect a tube between our holes. Endless black holes. And then it will all come gushing out, of every hole in our bodies. And we will watch it and kiss, loving each other until it hurts. "
Partner #1" WTF is wrong with you?! I was joking! *Gets bible* Read, you need Jesus!!!"
Partner #2" Last time I needed Jesus, he shot my leg and stabbed me twice."
Partner #1"I'm breaking up with you. It's over. Oh and Jesus, well, we have known each other for a while. As in know every square inch of our bodies. BAI BITCH!"
Partner #2" NOOOOO"
And then partner #1 nae nae's 'till the end with Jesus.
10/10 took 10 mins to write
by Hiia_tfm November 03, 2015
becky likes it when i eat her mudpie hole after she takes a hot stinky crap and the smell of poop is still fresh. I get such a boner from tasting her chocolate lava cake.
by browneyes123456 April 23, 2010
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Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.
Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."
Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."
Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
by Zack Belk June 18, 2008
Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..
by tinye11177 January 07, 2011
When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.
by dirty kamal and the boyzz May 23, 2011
The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.
by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 12, 2010