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MudPie

When partners shit on each other's faces during sex, open mouthed. Partners may like the taste of shit, or be just very horny. Don't recommend unless you masturbate to "tub-girl." Also, someone should totally make a movie about that, lets get the credits rolling!
Ex:
Partner #1 "Hey baby, wanna come over for a little while?"
Partner #2 "Hell yes!"
Partner #1 "Don't eat tonight, I am making dinner. MudPies, from the fresh."
Partner #2 "I can almost taste that shit of yours. The way it slowly falls into my mouth, like a slow motion avalanche. I love it when shit gets in my eyes, glazing my vision so i only see brown. I love the way it chokes me, blocking my windpipe. So all I can do is swallow, and gobble it all up. I get the feeling as if i am dying, and the only thing that matters to me is shit. We can do ass to ass, maybe connect a tube between our holes. Endless black holes. And then it will all come gushing out, of every hole in our bodies. And we will watch it and kiss, loving each other until it hurts. "
Partner #1" WTF is wrong with you?! I was joking! *Gets bible* Read, you need Jesus!!!"
Partner #2" Last time I needed Jesus, he shot my leg and stabbed me twice."
Partner #1"I'm breaking up with you. It's over. Oh and Jesus, well, we have known each other for a while. As in know every square inch of our bodies. BAI BITCH!"
Partner #2" NOOOOO"
And then partner #1 nae nae's 'till the end with Jesus.

10/10 took 10 mins to write
by Hiia_tfm January 4, 2016
mugGet the MudPiemug.

mudpie

eating your wife's dooky hole after she has taken a dump
becky likes it when i eat her mudpie hole after she takes a hot stinky crap and the smell of poop is still fresh. I get such a boner from tasting her chocolate lava cake.
by browneyes123456 April 27, 2010
mugGet the mudpiemug.

mudpie

Taking a shit on a vagina and then using it as lubrication to fuck her.
She let me do the mudpie.
by trouble22 December 13, 2014
mugGet the mudpiemug.

mudpie delight

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.
Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
by Zack Belk December 9, 2008
mugGet the mudpie delightmug.

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.
Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..
by tinye11177 January 7, 2011
mugGet the Frozen Mudpiemug.

Philadelphia Mudpie

When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.
Hey John, want to have a Philadelphia Mudpie after working out.
by dirty kamal and the boyzz August 7, 2011
mugGet the Philadelphia Mudpiemug.

turkish mudpie

The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.
Lastinite I gave the two sluts a turkish mudpie, and they threw up all over the place!
by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010
mugGet the turkish mudpiemug.

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