The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
Get the maryland mud crabmug. by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
Get the Mud kingdom crabsmug. When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024
Get the Mud-crabbingmug. Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022
Get the Mud Crabsmug. by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022
Get the Mud Crabsmug. When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022
Get the Mud crabmug. When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.
by Brickcuc May 14, 2022
Get the The mud crabmug.