MTD

A person who's clumsy, slow, and doesn't speak a sentence of correct English.

A person who has MTD never gets a joke, constantly trips over things that's been there forever, and pronounces iron as "i-ron".

by Mai N June 10, 2010

mtd

short for Mountain Dew

Hey, throw me a mtd

by 420 June 30, 2004

MTD

A musically transmitted disease

Person one: LALALALALALA
Person two: Why are you singing that?
Person one: My friend "Bob" gave me an MTD

by AnnaBearr July 6, 2009

MTD

METH TILL DEATH. A term meth smokers use. Not to be confused with M2D METH 2 DEATH.

"I am not a quitter, MTD."

by sweetpuff November 16, 2018

MTD

Mexican thick dick

I was giving my boyfriend a bj when I choked on his MTD.

by Just Another Creep July 7, 2011

MTDs

Masturbation Transmitted Disease... when you jerk off so much you rub your dick raw creating an infection or an MTD!

That kid Tyler jerks off 10 times a day!! He’s risking getting MTDs! A Masturbation Transmitted Disease!

by DrTimBob June 9, 2018

mtd

Special human species. Only found on a few places on earth. Some were found at hgb

He´s a mtd

by Wochi March 24, 2004