MTD

A person who's clumsy, slow, and doesn't speak a sentence of correct English.

A person who has MTD never gets a joke, constantly trips over things that's been there forever, and pronounces iron as "i-ron".

by Mai N June 08, 2010

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mtd

Hey, throw me a mtd

by 420 June 30, 2004

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Person one: LALALALALALA
Person two: Why are you singing that?
Person one: My friend "Bob" gave me an MTD

by AnnaBearr July 07, 2009

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METH TILL DEATH. A term meth smokers use. Not to be confused with M2D METH 2 DEATH.

by sweetpuff November 16, 2018

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I was giving my boyfriend a bj when I choked on his MTD.

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Masturbation Transmitted Disease... when you jerk off so much you rub your dick raw creating an infection or an MTD!

That kid Tyler jerks off 10 times a day!! He’s risking getting MTDs! A Masturbation Transmitted Disease!

by DrTimBob May 27, 2018

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Special human species. Only found on a few places on earth. Some were found at hgb

He´s a mtd

by Wochi March 25, 2004

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