Mowgli

A Indian piece of shit who always clogs the damn toilet.Even though he is Indian he is Donald trump and shrek fucks him everynight.His sister, Ivan, likes to fuck him also.When he shoots up the school he also bombs it

Stop climbing the sofas Mowgli

by The OGG GANGSTER July 25, 2017

Mowgli

Well.... Its Mowgli

Mowgli from the Jungle Book

by Goudaforyou November 8, 2020

mowgli

a term describing the condition of one's or boyfriend's boxers upon waking up as they have bunched up and now look like the character Mowgli's shorts. This term is especially valid if your boyfriend's hair is absolutely ridiculous.

Girlfriend: Hah, you have a total mowgli right now...

Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?

Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?

by meowmixissexym May 24, 2010

Mowgli

A term used to describe a person who is uncivilized, possesses base interests, is hairy, short, and who may or may not have been raised by wolves.

Person one: Man, went out with Dave last night. It was intense.

Person two: Was he dancing on tables and howling at the moon?...I think you went out with a Mowgli last night, bro.

by Sassafrasassafras July 15, 2010

Mowgli

1. n- a short bald North American ape with a uncharacteristically loud cry. Smaller cousin of Qwyjbo.

Damnit, here comes Mowgli.

by paw paw April 2, 2004

Mowgli

A flaring of the nostrils

Thats guys got a mowgli
"Mowgli"

by Jonny S May 13, 2006

Mowgli

Kick ass pledge of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity.

Yo, man. Did you see Mowgli last night? He destroyed almost a whole thirty by himself.

by Achilles1901 February 22, 2009