Molehill Mountaineer

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

by The Mad English July 23, 2016

Mountaineering

this is getting high on some good shit till you feel like touching the clouds.

am going mountianeering tonite on Everest

dude am on top of mt. Kilimanjaro.

am mountaineering at the moment

by bigmachini June 23, 2010

brokeback mountaineer

A man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. A male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a homosexual. Good at hiding feminine traits.

Wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known Rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.

by dvm January 30, 2008

mountaineer

mascot for the best damn team in college football...the WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS

lets go........mountaineers

by BIGGEST MOUNTAINEER FAN IN THE DAMN WORLD December 11, 2003

broke back mountaineer

A homosexual. A homosexual who doesn't conform to the gay stereotype.

Last night he told his mother he was a broke back mountaineer.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

Mountaineers Knuckles

Can also be found next to the word 'gnarly' in the dictionary.

The act of a male ejaculating into a females face while she sleeps then throwing a handful of his recently shaven ass hair into her face and letting it dry.

Out of nowhere, Mike decided to give me Mountaineers Knuckles last night.

or

I gave her the messiest Mountaineers Knuckles, it was awesome.

by Fuckayooo1123 February 19, 2010

mountaineer baptism

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.

After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.

by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022