Morlock

A dumb blind retarded ape-like creature that loves to chow on human flesh and lives in a far future. They descended from the humans who are shoved up into underground world by catastrophic events and became so primitive that their brains decreased in size, causing them to munch on Eloi flesh as well as taking turtby the river, themselves being retarders by showing younger Morlocks how to live like they do including pick'n bugs and eat'n them from their partners as well as throwing shit at each other for fun.

Person 1: "Man, that Morlock threw shit at my face!"

Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"

by Pussyeaterfromhell January 2, 2009

Sweaty Motlock

The patch of hair that appears between a males balls and a-hole (taint). Generally sweaty, motley, and congregates itself as a lock of hair, thus a "sweaty motlock".

Also known as: Taint hair, Tainthawk, Ball Mullet,

........ "Hey man, whats with that sweaty patch of hair between your balls and your ass?" "Why are you looking at my balls? It's my Sweaty Motlock."

by daybyday February 15, 2009

Morlocks

Denizens of the Democratic Underground zoo

Only the Morlocks would'nt be able to believe the Iraqis are buying into this "democracy" bullshit. They have to know that the think that the Americans don't want the Iraqis to have power, because they know that Bush is in this for the oil, and now that he finally has it he's not going to let it go. This election is a charade.

by Mike C January 30, 2005

Moolock

Derogatory word for a black person. Same as Nigger, Niggon, Niggot, Negrot, Moolie.

Look at that dirty Moolock on TV, looting heineken, smoking crack & raping women after Hurricane Katrina!

by Ya didn't hear it from me October 24, 2005

motorjock

A police officer who rides a motorcycle and primarily works traffic offenses. Abbreviated from motor jockey.

A motorjock can usually be found astride his Harley in school zones and four way stops writing tickets to little old ladies.

by RampartTX September 6, 2017

motorsickle

A two wheeled vehicle, operator of which is 37 times more likely to die, per mile traveled, than an operator of a 4 wheeled vehicle, according to 2007 IIHS survey. Most commonly, heavy and slow American made machines that are 90% chrome-plated are called motorsickles.

I'd rather push my honda (through the turn, at high speed) than ride an American motorsickle.

by ScooterTrash April 29, 2010

Morlock

Delinquent Chav who sponges from the state. Intelligence far lower than the average human.

They spend most their time drinking, swearing and shagging and hate society.

Named after the Time Machine, Morlocks are creatures that live underground and eat civilised human-kind (Eloi)

Person 1: Did you see those Morlock bitches on TV?

Person 2: Yeah, those skanks involved in the riots.

by frightorflight337 August 21, 2011