Mortimer

When you call someone mortimer. Often times it means they are a homosexual individual. Mortimer’s are people that rape others including family members

Get away from jack, he’s a Mortimer.

Mortimer by unknonnoymus January 26, 2023

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds and a wide smile. Huge mouth. Bigger heart and lungs.

Me: look at that Mortimer … he fine as fuck

Mortimer by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds. Big wide smile. Bigger mouth. Biggest heart (and lung capacity).

Me: he is a lovely boy…must be a mortimer

Mortimer by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023

Mortimer Jordan 

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!

guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful

Mortimer Jordan by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020

Mortimer Syndrome 

1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.

I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.

Mortimer Syndrome by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009

Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.

Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.

Mortimer Goth by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021

mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.

kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE

mortimer mouse by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022