Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 30, 2008

moralisis

An ability that Miles Morales can inflict but not on command; but never on command.

I even jump of a building I thought I was Miles
See I invented moralisis
It wasn’t any moralisis
And now I look and look around and there’s so many moralises.

by Moralisis man April 24, 2021

moralistic

Someone who is overly concerned with conventional morals and will often kick up a fuss over nothing. Typically, the word is used to describe someone with a petty, mechanical and shallow sense of morality; characterized by dogma and conventionality rather than reason, with no regard for context or nuance.

Person A: Swearing is bad in any context and should be criminalized! Think of the children!
Person B: They're only words. I could think up far more more vulgar things using only plain dictionary words than the use of any of one swear word. It's a non-issue. You're just being moralistic.

by FollyAdvice January 17, 2018

mortaliles

fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....

"my foot is getting hot!!"

"the flaming middle finger!"

"burn, burn motherfucker!"

mortaliles

by muahahahah April 21, 2007

Mortality rate

Death, a lot of death...

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.

by death69 September 15, 2021

e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011

mortality experience

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.

"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."

by cirrostratus August 10, 2006