Morass

An overwhelming barrage of thoughts about sex making it impossible to concentrate on anything else.

The morass is so bad today I can’t focus on work at all!

by LabelYour Axes September 19, 2015

molasses mustache

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

MOASS

Mother of all short squeezes

- are you bagholding GME waiting for the MOASS?

- This is the way

by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021

Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

Modasser

The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!

Person 1: “Who is that cutie over there?”
Person 2: “That’s Modasser, duh.”

by pizzalover4501 May 4, 2020

molassochist

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007

MoraisHD

MoraisHD is a funny fat Portuguese streamer on twitch that plays video games, do reactions and do random things.
He likes to say that his friend TJI, also a streamer, steals money from kids.

One for the most popular things said by MoraisHD is: "Stop being a conas!"
and means: "Stop being an coward!"
Also "#conteúdo" , and "o TJI rouba putos." that means: "TJI steals money from kids"

by Doge_Plays August 16, 2018