A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.
bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?
bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!
bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!
bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!
bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!
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Italian word literally meaning "dying from starvation", but it is actually used as an insult towards someone who would do anything for money.
Italian word literally meaning "dying from starvation", but it is actually used as an insult towards someone who would do anything for money.
by Anthony T January 17, 2008
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