Slurpie Mountaineers

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.

Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

by cultclassiclolo February 19, 2009

brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.

Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy

by Jonathan Rogers January 8, 2008

Mountaineered

When an underdog completely destroys the expected winner such as the Mountaineers did to Clemson in 2012.

Mountaineers vs Clemson in 2012: Clemson got Mountaineered 70 to 33.

by Sorry Clemson January 10, 2012

mantainer

a male fueled by the unbelievable ability to eat, lounge and repulse. a combination of the two words man and container, a true mantainer outeats the competition and attempts to move as little as possible.

ryan was the ultimate mantainer on vacation as he consumed 42 kilos of food, 53 liters of soda/beer and one small child--all without leaving his room.

by jeff_toronto January 7, 2009

Molehill Mountaineer

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

by The Mad English July 23, 2016

Mountaineering

this is getting high on some good shit till you feel like touching the clouds.

am going mountianeering tonite on Everest

dude am on top of mt. Kilimanjaro.

am mountaineering at the moment

by bigmachini June 23, 2010

brokeback mountaineer

A man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. A male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a homosexual. Good at hiding feminine traits.

Wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known Rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.

by dvm January 30, 2008