Meat Monocle

Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.

I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!

by The Big TMG September 25, 2013

Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

monocle lewinsky

The act of giving a blowjob while wearing a monocle.

Monica gave Bill a monocle lewinsky.

by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014

Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".

"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009

hot monocle

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

by Sexmeister May 2, 2006

Serbian Monocle

The act of pulling out of a woman's mouth whilst receiving head, only to accidentally poke at her eye while jisming

Dude1: Ralphie got an amazing blowjob from that chick at the party, but he fucked up py pulling out and giving her the Serbian Monocle...

by Mjolnir12982 January 25, 2010

Gashtead Monocle

You take a dump on your partners eye, then smear it with your butt cheeks to create a flat round "monocle" Then spunk on the "monocle" to give it a "glass effect"

Hey Will, I heard mitch gave you a "gashtead monocle" last night.

by Billbo Baggins of Gashtead August 21, 2009