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bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey
the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey
by paul james November 26, 2007
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MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
by Philip Sap June 14, 2008
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Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?
by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010
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monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.
Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.
by j-cow September 4, 2006
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Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
by dannyjenn June 16, 2008
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Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist
That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!
by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011
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Money for Bears

If a person has more money than is needed for a specific purpose or has a large amount of moeny in general it can be described as having 'Money for Bears' This is of course contextual to the situation.

The literal translation; Money for Bears - Enough money to feed a small family of bears.
a person goes out for a night clubbing and usually would spend about 30 but brings out more than 50, it can be described as money for bears.

going down the pub for a drink or two costs less than 10, more than 20 and this person has money for bears.
by Maximelf January 9, 2010
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