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monkey business

Selling apes, gorillas, or chimpanzees for profit.
Mark made a killing with his new monkey business, they are going for $1000 bucks a pop!
by Preesty May 17, 2007
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monkey business

Monkey Business, business run by monkeys.

The term derives from ancient civilization (300,000 B.C.) when monkeys ruled the earth. They created a social climate that consisted of a modern day government system. The civilization was ran by a Democracy with voting and and various taxes. To combat the taxes put into place by the tyrannical government, many monkeys band together to create a trade system to raise enough money (currency consisted of various s types of bananas,) to pay the taxes put in place by the Government. The Term 'monkey business,' was a derogatory term used by the higher class of monkeys to shame the working class of monkeys who ran the economy.
"Damn this business is monkey business"
by ddubsstarr February 9, 2022
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monkey business

Alright folks. Givin' somebody monkey business, is when you're having sex them with using an unpeeled bannana, and then proceed to poo in your hand and fling it at the person's face.
Dude your mom was being a whore last night after i suprised her with some monkey business.
by Zack Connolly July 27, 2005
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Monkey business

Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off
Hey Ashton wanna indulge in the act of Monkey business

Yeah sure man
by Bulldogdmttv September 18, 2023
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monkey business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “
by lilstankstank October 13, 2022
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