by Preesty May 04, 2007
Monkey Business, business run by monkeys.
The term derives from ancient civilization (300,000 B.C.) when monkeys ruled the earth. They created a social climate that consisted of a modern day government system. The civilization was ran by a Democracy with voting and and various taxes. To combat the taxes put into place by the tyrannical government, many monkeys band together to create a trade system to raise enough money (currency consisted of various s types of bananas,) to pay the taxes put in place by the Government. The Term 'monkey business,' was a derogatory term used by the higher class of monkeys to shame the working class of monkeys who ran the economy.
The term derives from ancient civilization (300,000 B.C.) when monkeys ruled the earth. They created a social climate that consisted of a modern day government system. The civilization was ran by a Democracy with voting and and various taxes. To combat the taxes put into place by the tyrannical government, many monkeys band together to create a trade system to raise enough money (currency consisted of various s types of bananas,) to pay the taxes put in place by the Government. The Term 'monkey business,' was a derogatory term used by the higher class of monkeys to shame the working class of monkeys who ran the economy.
by ddubsstarr February 10, 2022
Alright folks. Givin' somebody monkey business, is when you're having sex them with using an unpeeled bannana, and then proceed to poo in your hand and fling it at the person's face.
by Zack Connolly July 10, 2005
Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off
by Bulldogdmttv September 19, 2023
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