Lawyers, Guns and Money

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

Gunny Money

The real juice in The Gunny's Nashville 'family'. It's the internal currency of favors, loyalty, and street cred you bank by being solid and helping the community. Backed by The Gunny's honor code (and maybe some creatively sourced funds), this is what gets problems solved – from covering rent to calling in heavy backup – when regular cash just won't cut it.

Dude couldn't make rent, but he must've had serious Gunny Money banked, 'cause The Gunny made a call and suddenly it was handled.

by Gunny fan April 29, 2025

gunga monkey

Gunga Monkey is two separate words. Gunga means goodbye, and monkey means monkey.

Person 1: Gunga monkey
Person 2: Gunga monkey

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Gunk Monkey

Someone who likes flinging his gunk around like a rampant baboon

John: Aidan really shouldn't be running around that mall like a "Gunk Monkey"!

Mandrew: I know, he's acting like a total spaff wagon

by MamboRambo December 21, 2010

gundle monkey

Pickle juice that smells like sour hair.

Dang your shampoo smells like a gundle monkey.

by Jenmeg! June 10, 2008