Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025

Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

Dick Mummy

The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.

1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy

by Apple06 May 3, 2019

Dick ridin' momma's boy

Self-explanatory

What a dick ridin' momma's boy!

by Tim Tuff November 20, 2009

mummydick

A:) When a person in Cinnaminson Wraps toilet paper around their weiner
B:) When your wiener dies and your body doesnt; hences preserved by toilet paper

After having my weiner bitten off by a KlossStien McDevin, and returned in toliet paper, sewed back on, and it bacame a Mummydick

by SJ3 December 3, 2006

Mummydick

When a woman beats her male colleagues in a meeting or otherwise using the power of logic and natural authority

She used her mummydick to get her point across

She just unleashed her mummydick in that meeting

by Stammerhammer May 2, 2015