by flag keepper June 5, 2019
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by rr76 October 13, 2011
Get the Moleman mug.A creature that avoids daylight. A Molemar usually lives its life underground in sewers and tunnels. There has been one spotting of a Molemar in Chicago, Illinois as recently as July, 2011. Molemars generally have a very light complexion and are blind.
Dave: "I saw a Molemar two days ago, I swear it!"
John: "Molemars don't exist, Dave."
Marsha: "I saw it too, John. Molemars are blind, but still dangerous."
John: "Molemars don't exist, Dave."
Marsha: "I saw it too, John. Molemars are blind, but still dangerous."
by Troy Reynolds July 29, 2011
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The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.
The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.
Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.
by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018
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by Jeff210 October 13, 2011
Get the Melhem mug.A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat - drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.
This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.
Alternative: Molewoman.
This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.
Alternative: Molewoman.
Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."
by deathmetallovr July 19, 2011
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